You heard about the newlyweds that did'nt know the difference between vasoline + putty?....Their windows fell out.

What is the difference between a young whore and an old whore?

The young ones use Vaseline.
The old ones use Poly grip!

There once was a couple named Kelly
who now walk belly to belly
because, in their haste
they used library paste
instead of petroleum jelly

There once was a hermit named Dave,Who kept a dead whore in his cave.he said 'I admit,I'm a bit of a shit,but look at the money I save'.