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Okay. Next Round.

When Chuck Norris tells time, time obeys Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with a warning.

Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.

The only thing that ever gets between Chuck Norris and justice is an equal sign.

Chuck Norris goes Easter Egg hunting with a 12 gauge shotgun.

Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

The difference between Chuck Norris and God is that Chuck Norris doesn't think he's God.

Objects in Chuck Norris's rear view mirror are closer to death than they appear.

Chuck Norris employs a stunt double for his crying scenes.

Chuck Norris knows how to get to Sesame Street.

Chuck Norris put the "fun" in "funeral."

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


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The only thing that ever gets between Chuck Norris and justice is an equal sign.

Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

The difference between Chuck Norris and God is that Chuck Norris doesn't think he's God.


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Jason

"You're not hard-core, unless you live hard-core."
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Hunting in Africa is an adventure. The number of variables involved preclude the possibility of a perfect hunt. Some problems will arise. How you decide to handle them will determine how much you enjoy your hunt.

Just tell yourself, "it's all part of the adventure." Remember, if Robert Ruark had gotten upset every time problems with Harry
Selby's flat bed truck delayed the safari, Horn of the Hunter would have read like an indictment of Selby. But Ruark rolled with the punches, poured some gin, and enjoyed the adventure.

-Jason Brown
 
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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