Chuck Norris - Next Round

14 June 2010, 02:12

Michael Robinson

Okay. Next Round.

When Chuck Norris tells time, time obeys Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with a warning.

Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.

The only thing that ever gets between Chuck Norris and justice is an equal sign.

Chuck Norris goes Easter Egg hunting with a 12 gauge shotgun.

Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

The difference between Chuck Norris and God is that Chuck Norris doesn't think he's God.

Objects in Chuck Norris's rear view mirror are closer to death than they appear.

Chuck Norris employs a stunt double for his crying scenes.

Chuck Norris knows how to get to Sesame Street.

Chuck Norris put the "fun" in "funeral."

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

14 June 2010, 04:03

JBrown

quote:
Originally posted by Michael Robinson:

The only thing that ever gets between Chuck Norris and justice is an equal sign.

Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

The difference between Chuck Norris and God is that Chuck Norris doesn't think he's God.

Jason

"You're not hard-core, unless you live hard-core."
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-Jason Brown

14 June 2010, 09:13

Lhook7

quote:
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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