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A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very > nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves "Do > you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. > > "No, I don't" she replied Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China > with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, > dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them > into boxes of the right size." > > She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes > later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out > laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked. > > "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said. > > "I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. I would remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue." Barry M Goldwater. | ||
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