22 April 2005, 08:55
YUMANRubber Gloves
A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very
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nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves "Do
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you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
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"No, I don't" she replied Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China
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with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank,
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dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
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into boxes of the right size."
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She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes
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later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out
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laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked.
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"I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.
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