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ELKMAN2
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Why do lawyers keep tightening their ties?..................................To keep the foreskin off of their heads!
 
Posts: 1072 | Location: Pine Haven, Wyo | Registered: 14 February 2005Reply With Quote
gas57
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What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?

He gets taller and fatter!



When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults!
 
Posts: 903 | Location: Texas | Registered: 14 July 2002Reply With Quote
lonniemike
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What do you call 100 lawyers sky diving from an airplane?



SKEET
 
Posts: 267 | Location: Tampa | Registered: 01 March 2002Reply With Quote
murftj
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what do you call 100 lawyers found dead in the ocean?



A good start
 
Posts: 217 | Location: South Dakota | Registered: 29 October 2002Reply With Quote
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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?



A Dobberman! Big Grin


Shovel ready.....
but hangin' on
 
Posts: 707 | Location: West Texas,USA | Registered: 20 December 2003Reply With Quote
reloaderman
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How many lawyer jokes are there?



3, the rest are true! Big Grin


Shovel ready.....
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Posts: 707 | Location: West Texas,USA | Registered: 20 December 2003Reply With Quote
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You know- 99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name...............
 
Posts: 795 | Location: Vero Beach, Florida | Registered: 03 July 2004Reply With Quote
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whats the differance between a flounder and a lawyer?
One is a scum-sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish...


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Posts: 4471 | Location: Eltham , New Zealand | Registered: 13 May 2002Reply With Quote
gerry375
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A lawyer and his wife are on an ocean cruise. The lawyer falls overboard in shark infested waters. As everyone on the cruise ship looks in horror at what will happen -the sharks rushing to the splash in the water confer and then escort the lawyer back to the ship.

Back on board, the captain says to the lawyer:" "That was a miracle!"

The lawyer shrugs it off: " Just professional courtesy!".
 
Posts: 800 | Location: NY | Registered: 01 June 2005Reply With Quote
gerry375
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This happened in one of those areas in Kenya where they have paved roads (No, not really) A big male lion is seen by his pride to be eating road kill. The others ask him what he is doing.

The lion replies: " I just ate a lawyer and I want to get the taste out of my mouth!"
 
Posts: 800 | Location: NY | Registered: 01 June 2005Reply With Quote
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What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Good morning, Your Honor.


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Cleachdadh mi fo m' féileadh dé tha an m' osan.
 
Posts: 2172 | Location: Highlands of South Alabama, USA | Registered: 28 October 2004Reply With Quote
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