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Free, will pay shipping world wide !!
17 April 2013, 04:48
swifter 220Free, will pay shipping world wide !!
Paul who ?
"We Don't Rent Pigs !"
17 April 2013, 06:47
olcripYou send her to anybody and they will put a contract on you, have you fitted with cement shoes to swim with the fishes.

Olcrip,
Nuclear Grade UBC Ret.
NRA Life Member, December 2009
Politicians should wear Nascar Driver's jump suites so we can tell who their corporate sponsers are!
I won't take one on untill I see the MS video on how to face the charge.
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17 April 2013, 07:23
silvertip1As though men don't change as they get older?
17 April 2013, 07:27
Cliff LyleThis reminds me of a story out of Florida. An elderly man was pulled over by a Florida State Trooper after a 10 mile chase at fairly high speed. When he approached the driver and asked him why he was going so fast, the gentleman stated that 10 years ago, his wife had run off with a Florida State Trooper. He was afraid he was bringing her back.
The trooper handed his license back to him and wished him a good day, laughing...
17 April 2013, 07:28
BighornBreathMen grow distinguished with age. Chicks go fuckin nuts.
17 April 2013, 08:48
DUKE NUKEMOK OK If you have a couple 10 gauge side by sides to throw in I'll take her. Does she bite, kick or scratch?
17 April 2013, 09:00
drewhenrytntquote:
Originally posted by BighornBreath:
Men grow distinguished with age. Chicks go fuckin nuts.
I'll second that!
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17 April 2013, 09:16
Mike SmithOlder model, high mileage, cheap.
Happiness is a warm gun
17 April 2013, 18:58
Hunting For AdventureIs she capable of earning a decent living that can be applied to an Elephant safari savings account?
Tom Addleman
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17 April 2013, 19:14
Wendell Reichquote:
Originally posted by BighornBreath:
Men grow distinguished with age. Chicks go fuckin nuts.
I have a new sig line!
17 April 2013, 19:29
MJinesquote:
Originally posted by Cliff Lyle:
This reminds me of a story out of Florida. An elderly man was pulled over by a Florida State Trooper after a 10 mile chase at fairly high speed. When he approached the driver and asked him why he was going so fast, the gentleman stated that 10 years ago, his wife had run off with a Florida State Trooper. He was afraid he was bringing her back.
The trooper handed his license back to him and wished him a good day, laughing...

Mike
19 April 2013, 01:45
MEXHUNTPaul if she read your post and you are still breathing, she is a keeper.
19 April 2013, 01:46
MEXHUNTPaul , are you still breathing?
19 April 2013, 01:49
pagosawingnutquote:
Originally posted by silvertip1:
As though men don't change as they get older?
I haven't changed. According to my wife, I'm still an asshole.
19 April 2013, 01:57
Wendell Reichquote:
Originally posted by MEXHUNT:
Paul if she read your post and you are still breathing, she is a keeper.
Can we have a moment of silence for our fallen brother. I believe "she" may have found AR.
It was nice knowing you.
19 April 2013, 01:58
Cross LSend her COD to Hooker In Nairobi.
19 April 2013, 02:43
ramrod340What scares me with this post is. My name is Paul K as well. I just hope the wife remembers my handle before she fires. She is to darn good to need a second shot.

As usual just my $.02
Paul K
19 April 2013, 02:58
Dr. LouOne of the years I spent in Alaska was with a menopausal wife - the windows were open all winter long!
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19 April 2013, 03:30
ramrod340quote:
One of the years I spent in Alaska was with a menopausal wife - the windows were open all winter long!
Yep sleep with the windows open all winter. Was about 29 in the bedroom the other morning.
As usual just my $.02
Paul K
19 April 2013, 03:38
Paul Kquote:
Originally posted by MEXHUNT:
Paul , are you still breathing?
Yes, but Iam having chest pains.
Paul K
Take Trophies - Leave Brass
19 April 2013, 03:42
Paul Kquote:
Originally posted by ramrod340:
quote:
One of the years I spent in Alaska was with a menopausal wife - the windows were open all winter long!
Yep sleep with the windows open all winter. Was about 29 in the bedroom the other morning.
I know what you mean. Windows open in the winter, jump into bed and hear a splash, sheets soaked, pillow soaked and I don't have a water bed. What the HELL !!
Paul K
Take Trophies - Leave Brass
19 April 2013, 07:24
reddy375this is getting weird..........
19 April 2013, 11:12
Idaho Sharpshooterreddy,
are you prepared to play Paul Harvey?
"And now, for the rest of the story..."
19 April 2013, 12:10
Nakihuntermake sure it is a round trip shipping!
Any photos of handling marls, ware & tear??
3 days inspection time??

"When the wind stops....start rowing. When the wind starts, get the sail up quick."
19 April 2013, 15:34
RustyWOW! What a deal! I would consider it, however now that I am retired I find myself, "Well supervised, at home"!

Rusty
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19 April 2013, 20:48
griffI bet she looks fantastic after a few beers.
19 April 2013, 21:51
dukxdogI just cleared out the female hormones from my house along with the shrew attitude that went with it. Very peaceful now. I'm back to enjoying being single.
19 April 2013, 22:38
customboltquote:
Originally posted by Paul K:
Free for the taking, menopausal wife. I will pay shipping world wide!
Paul K
Lemme guess....she's not cherry in an unopened box?

Life itself is a gift. Live it up if you can.
20 April 2013, 00:27
pagosawingnutcustombolt
May not be cherry but probably still has the box it came in......
I thought there was a bag limit of one.
muck
20 April 2013, 01:53
GeorgeSYou can bag as many as you want, but some localities limit your possession to one.
George
20 April 2013, 02:23
Idaho Sharpshooterthere is a fine line between bag and "shag".
George is just south of that line in Nevada.
Our liberties we prize, and our rights we will maintain.
20 April 2013, 09:55
BohicaToo bad you are not in Hawaii [specifically Waimanalo] where she would only be worth 50.00 and a nickle bag!!!LOL Cool her right off!
Aloha, Mark
When the fear of death is no longer a concern----the Rules of War change!!
20 April 2013, 22:40
acsteeleAfter 23 years of "I'm cold, I'm cold!" these hot flashes of hers are something new...it's cold enough in our house now to breed penguins!
23 April 2013, 00:48
customboltquote:
Originally posted by pagosawingnut:
custombolt
May not be cherry but probably still has the box it came in......

Life itself is a gift. Live it up if you can.
25 April 2013, 01:04
customboltquote:
Originally posted by Bohica:
Too bad you are not in Hawaii [specifically Waimanalo] where she would only be worth 50.00 and a nickle bag!!!LOL Cool her right off!
Aloha, Mark
Lakanuki Wanalaiya detail?

Life itself is a gift. Live it up if you can.
25 April 2013, 01:06
GeorgeSThe joke has run its course. This is being moved to 'Humor'
George
NRA Patron member
25 April 2013, 08:32
Gatogordoquote:
Originally posted by GeorgeS:
The joke has run its course. This is being moved to 'Humor'
George
DAMN, some people are too wrapped up in labels. If it wasn't ok to be in "classifieds" then you should have moved it before you replied the first time.
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25 April 2013, 21:54
Idaho SharpshooterWhen I got married, I told my lovely wife I could make one promise to her: "It will not be boring...".
The other day she told me that that was the only promise I had kept in the last twenty-three years. Thank the Lord that menopause only lasted one year at our house.
26 April 2013, 14:13
DUKE NUKEMOH MY!