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I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out that my new doctor is a young female and drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a Professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll "check it out." I said "My girlfriend thinks my dick tastes funny." | ||
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Wow! That's a co-incedence! My new doctor is also a young, drop dead gorgeous female... I went to see her the other day about a stiff and very sore elbow. She said that as this was the first time she had seen me she'd give me an all over examination. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I'm on the couch, naked, and she says "You are going to have to stop masturbating"! "What for ever and ever"? I ask. "No, just now please, whilst I'm examining you". | |||
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See. That's what you get with socialized medicine. | |||
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TRUE STORY;I went into the Doc last year,brown recluse bite on my leg. He had the new female assistant to look at me.She was on her knees +kept saying "OH MY GOD!!!!"Just being a fellow with a sense of humor I said can I turn around now + show you the spider bite? | |||
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Norman, you are really an obnoxious son a bitch. If I'm in Austin, I'd like to buy you a drink. Unfortunately, I think we have a bit in common. | |||
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