All different kinds of groups complained--blacks, native Americans, you name it. But the exception was little people, formerly known as midgets. There were no complaints from them, so it was decided to accommodate them. Little houses were built with light switches down low where they could reach them. The cabinets were all low so that the counters were at a height suited for them. Everything about them was designed for their convienience. Because they had not complained they were not charged rent. They called the homes stay free mini pads.

I have a friend whose wife is named Maxine. She is a nasty, controlling woman. I had the perverse thought at one time of having a large shingle type of sign made to hang over their porch, sending it anonymously. It would read: "Maxi's Pad"

Then there's the one about the midget that's driving his car + some guy rear ends him. The midget gets out of his car + says, "I'm not happy!" The other guy says, "O.K., which one are you?"

Don't knock Midgets!

My last FLING was with 2 midgets and a goat!

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Now, that's something you don't see every day!

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My last FLING was with 2 midgets and a goat!

Frankly, I'm not so sure that I would even want to watch that!

I forget the name of the Spanish Conquistador that sailed in the 1500 s to take Mexico, etc. but the story goes that he kept 2 "pet" sheep in his cabin.