05 February 2023, 02:57
carpetman1Housing for little people
All different kinds of groups complained--blacks, native Americans, you name it. But the exception was little people, formerly known as midgets. There were no complaints from them, so it was decided to accommodate them. Little houses were built with light switches down low where they could reach them. The cabinets were all low so that the counters were at a height suited for them. Everything about them was designed for their convienience. Because they had not complained they were not charged rent. They called the homes stay free mini pads.
07 February 2023, 03:18
Use Enough Gun I have a friend whose wife is named Maxine. She is a nasty, controlling woman. I had the perverse thought at one time of having a large shingle type of sign made to hang over their porch, sending it anonymously. It would read: "Maxi's Pad"
07 February 2023, 08:55
Norman ConquestThen there's the one about the midget that's driving his car + some guy rear ends him. The midget gets out of his car + says, "I'm not happy!" The other guy says, "O.K., which one are you?"
07 February 2023, 20:12
HipshootDon't knock Midgets!
My last FLING was with 2 midgets and a goat!
Hip
08 February 2023, 08:18
Norman ConquestNow, that's something you don't see every day!
10 February 2023, 09:52
Norman ConquestFrankly, I'm not so sure that I would even want to watch that!
11 February 2023, 08:50
Norman ConquestI forget the name of the Spanish Conquistador that sailed in the 1500 s to take Mexico, etc. but the story goes that he kept 2 "pet" sheep in his cabin.