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A: What is the difference between a politician and a leach? Short Answer: Not much! Long answer: One is a spineless, blood-sucking parasite; the other is a hemophagic aquatic invertebrate. Q: What do you call an honest politician? A1: An oxymoron. A2: A Statesman. Q: What do you call a dead politician? A: A Statesman. Q: What do you call 500 politicians at the bottom of the ocean? A: Greenpeace's worst nightmare! Q: What do you call 100 politicians scheduled for execution? A: Too little; too late. Q: What do you call 500 politicians scheduled for execution? A: A start. Not an especially GOOD one; but a start. ` A wise man’s heart directs him toward the right, but the foolish man’s heart directs him toward the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2 New American Standard Bible) | ||
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500 Politicians buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand! | |||
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Made me realize that it was now time for the ants. Don't limit your challenges . . . Challenge your limits | |||
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As the old saying goes,politicians just like lawyers;come the revolution,kill 4 out of every 3 just to be safe + make sure you got;em all. | |||
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Poli (Latin for "many") ticks (blood sucking parasites) | |||
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx Mike Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer. | |||
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