A: What is the difference between a politician and a leach?

Short Answer: Not much!

Long answer: One is a spineless, blood-sucking parasite; the other is a hemophagic aquatic invertebrate.


Q: What do you call an honest politician?
A1: An oxymoron.
A2: A Statesman.

Q: What do you call a dead politician?
A: A Statesman.

Q: What do you call 500 politicians at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Greenpeace's worst nightmare!

Q: What do you call 100 politicians scheduled for execution?
A: Too little; too late.
Q: What do you call 500 politicians scheduled for execution?
A: A start. Not an especially GOOD one; but a start.

500 Politicians buried up to their necks in sand?

Not enough sand!

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500 Politicians buried up to their necks in sand?

Made me realize that it was now time for the ants.

As the old saying goes,politicians just like lawyers;come the revolution,kill 4 out of every 3 just to be safe + make sure you got;em all.

Poli (Latin for "many")
ticks (blood sucking parasites)

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Groucho Marx