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Y'all who are the exceptions, count your blessings!  I couldn’t help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired.” His buddy says, “Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's after me 3 and 4 times a day, I just don't know what to do." A fellow about my age (70+), sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says: "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit." There is hope, even when your brain tells you there isn’t. – John Green, author | ||
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A friend of mines uncle is in his late 80's or so + he likes to go dancing,just dancing.He says these young pups just go there wanting to get laid.They pick up some girl + before you know it she's moved in + you're spending all your free time working on her car,etc.I just go dancing + go home alone,having had a good time with no drama attached. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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Pussy is like meat on a bone, suck it fuck it or leave it alone.Find them, feel them,fuck them, forget them ! | |||
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We used to call that being a member of the four F club.  Grizz Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln Only one war at a time. Abe Again. | |||
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What's the one sure cure for Nymphomania? Wedding cake. Frank "I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money." - Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953 NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite | |||
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Hunting buff is better than sex! | |||
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As the man said,"If it was'nt for the pussy,there would be a bounty on them." Sorry ,I'm being cruel;I loved all of my wives...at the time. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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