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I wish this weren't so true

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13 March 2019, 06:05
Bill/Oregon
I wish this weren't so true
Y'all who are the exceptions, count your blessings!

hilbily

I couldn’t help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired.”

His buddy says, “Man I'm exhausted.

My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's after me 3 and 4 times a day, I just don't know what to do."

A fellow about my age (70+), sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says:

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit."


There is hope, even when your brain tells you there isn’t.
– John Green, author
13 March 2019, 08:33
NormanConquest
A friend of mines uncle is in his late 80's or so + he likes to go dancing,just dancing.He says these young pups just go there wanting to get laid.They pick up some girl + before you know it she's moved in + you're spending all your free time working on her car,etc.I just go dancing + go home alone,having had a good time with no drama attached.


Never mistake motion for action.
13 March 2019, 08:47
hvrhunter
Pussy is like meat on a bone, suck it fuck it or leave it alone.Find them, feel them,fuck them, forget them !
13 March 2019, 10:28
Use Enough Gun
quote:
"Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit."

rotflmo
14 March 2019, 03:48
Grizzly Adams
quote:
Originally posted by hvrhunter:
Pussy is like meat on a bone, suck it fuck it or leave it alone.Find them, feel them,fuck them, forget them !


We used to call that being a member of the four F club. Wink

Grizz


Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man

Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Only one war at a time. Abe Again.
15 March 2019, 04:57
Fjold
quote:
Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
quote:
"Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit."

rotflmo


What's the one sure cure for Nymphomania?


Wedding cake.


Frank



"I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money."
- Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953

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15 March 2019, 20:38
BuffHunter63
rotflmo


Hunting buff is better than sex!
18 March 2019, 08:31
NormanConquest
As the man said,"If it was'nt for the pussy,there would be a bounty on them." Sorry ,I'm being cruel;I loved all of my wives...at the time.


Never mistake motion for action.