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http://blazepress.com/2014/06/...ortunate-names-ever/ Life itself is a gift. Live it up if you can. | ||
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there was a family in the town I grew up in, last name was Titsworth. The daughter got married as soon as she graduated, and the two brothers went to court the day they were legally able, to change their last name to their Mother's maiden name, Reed. Then, there is the asian player on the PGA Tour whose last name is Barnrat. | |||
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Idaho SS, I hear they had a daughter names Whatsma! Every time she said her full name, she was arrested for solicitation! Ha I about fell out of my chair over some of those names. Good stuff right there! Zeke | |||
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How about Dick Trickle the NASCAR driver? That sounds like a social disease. | |||
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I worked for a feed company just out of high school, loading trucks. We had a driver named Lloyd Turnipseed. I made him show me his ID before I believed it Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready Theodore Roosevelt | |||
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I guess one could say they were tired of getting jerked around by this guy.  Dr. Jack Kanoff, DO Sleep Medicine Life itself is a gift. Live it up if you can. | |||
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Local county constable of long standing -- gotta be honest and your family respected to be Robin Rape. _______________________ | |||
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County treasurer Donald Dichlich | |||
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There is a Brazilian college basketball player in medicinehat Alberta with the last name f u c k, pronounce fucke | |||
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Grew up with a neighbor named Harry Balls. | |||
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Saw the ultimate this evening on ESPN. American born hockey player with the last name of Byfuglien. | |||
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Dustin Byfuglien is american, born in Minneapolis  , by american parents (his mother of norwegian descent-thats where his last name comes from, and his father a black american (is that an OK thing to say/write??)) | |||
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In the first Russian Embassy in England became boyars Longinov, Tikhonov, Putyatin, Fokin and Neverov. Present them to the Queen: "Your Majesty! Long enough, thick enough, put it in, a f*ckin` and never off! | |||
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Back in the late 1980's I had dealings with an inventor from Denver CO by the name of Timber Dick. TreeFarmer NRA Life Member Moderation in the pursuit of decadence is no virture. | |||
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Just after high school my younger brother worked for a fellow by the name of Chip Monk. His company logo actually included a grinning, baseball cap wearing chipmunk. I guess you gotta have sense of humor. _____________________ A successful man is one who earns more money than his wife can spend. | |||
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I'm still rolling on the floor! Those are all priceless names for sure. Zeke | |||
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I have friends that named their daughter Timber. They are rather swarthy, so I already feel sorry for her when she reaches high school " Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins. When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar. Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move... Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies... Only fools hope to live forever “ Hávamál” | |||
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The Prime Minister of Slovakia - Kiska. Fair clown, I must say. In Slavic languages the word means kitten and - literally - pussy. Well they do call him only as "Pussy" . | |||
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Got a urologist here in Austin that specializes in vascetomys by the name of Dr. Dick Chop. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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Although not as obvious a funny name, I saw this in a movie (???) and wondered how many movie-goers called a bar to ask the barmaid to see if their friend Mike Hunt was there. Anybody seen Mike Hunt? I'm looking for Mike Hunt? Life itself is a gift. Live it up if you can. | |||
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Then thee were Harry and Rosie Bottom. | |||
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I have personally known Dick Less, Dick Bare, and Angus Stear. My dad knew a Dick Youngpeter. | |||
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Some people around here named Fuchs, means Fox in German, but easy to mispronounce. Grizz Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln Only one war at a time. Abe Again. | |||
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Why would someone call their son Mike Litoris? That's as bad as Mike Hunt. She was only the Fish Mongers daughter. But she lay on the slab and said 'fillet' | |||
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Years ago one of the communist countries appointed an ambassador to an Arab country. His name was Nicholas Balakhov. Niko is short for Nicholas, and when one says it in Arabic NEKO BALAKHOV it means "Fuck him and don't worry!" | |||
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When my sister was born the doctor was Dr. Hatch. | |||
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I had a neighbor one time named Dick Bender. | |||
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interestingly, North Korea or China? | |||
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It might have been Russia! | |||
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Oh, Russia is a much more capitalist country, the USA compared to her is a hotbed of socialism. And your story I must tell Nicholas cage, to warn him that his name means in Arabic countries. | |||
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Texas Gov "Big Jim" Hogg named his only daughter Ima-- Ima Hogg And i personally know a CPA in Clayton NM named N.O. Brain "The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane." Mark Twain TANSTAAFL www.savannagems.com A unique way to own a piece of Africa. DSC Life NRA Life | |||
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I had an Austin Powers moment a couple of years ago when I went to bid a job and the project manager, a tall leggy beautiful blonde woman, introduced herself as Andrea Pushaver. Before I could stop myself I blurted out "I need your real name honey, not your stage name". I didn't get the job. Worth it! I went to school with a guy by the name of Phil McCracken... Poor bastard took a lot of ribbing over that. All We Know Is All We Are | |||
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And the great Harry Gant, #33 | |||
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We have a fellow in the Austin Phone book called Henodore Titzoff. Been there from the early 70's. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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I guess the best I can come up with is a guy I worked with named Walter Wildcat. The chief of police for a while where I grew up at was jack Frost. A guy I went to school with was Dusty Lane. Keep yer powder dry and yer knife sharp. | |||
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When I was a kid we knew an old couple called Ramsbottom. | |||
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At Kunsan AB in Korea, at the officer's club, someone was always calling in asking for Phil Atio, or Connie Lingus. Commander ordered it to be stopped. Never did while I was there. .395 Family Member DRSS, po' boy member Political correctness is nothing but liberal enforced censorship | |||
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