Funny names.

01 April 2015, 21:56

Idaho Sharpshooter

there was a family in the town I grew up in, last name was Titsworth.

The daughter got married as soon as she graduated, and the two brothers went to court the day they were legally able, to change their last name to their Mother's maiden name, Reed.

Then, there is the asian player on the PGA Tour whose last name is Barnrat.

02 April 2015, 00:26

ZekeShikar

Idaho SS,
I hear they had a daughter names Whatsma!
Every time she said her full name, she was arrested for solicitation! Ha

I about fell out of my chair over some of those names. Good stuff right there!
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02 April 2015, 08:29

Smokin Joe

How about Dick Trickle the NASCAR driver?

That sounds like a social disease.

02 April 2015, 18:05

375hnh

I worked for a feed company just out of high school, loading trucks. We had a driver named Lloyd Turnipseed. I made him show me his ID before I believed it

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02 April 2015, 21:13

custombolt

I guess one could say they were tired of getting jerked around by this guy.

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02 April 2015, 22:39

BNagel

Local county constable of long standing -- gotta be honest and your family respected to be Robin Rape.

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03 April 2015, 01:26

CoyoteKiller82

There is a Brazilian college basketball player in medicinehat Alberta with the last name f u c k, pronounce fucke

03 April 2015, 09:12

Idaho Sharpshooter

Saw the ultimate this evening on ESPN. American born hockey player with the last name of Byfuglien.

03 April 2015, 14:34

Chiefen

Dustin Byfuglien is american, born in Minneapolis

, by american parents (his mother of norwegian descent-thats where his last name comes from, and his father a black american (is that an OK thing to say/write??))

03 April 2015, 15:32

vashper

In the first Russian Embassy in England became boyars Longinov, Tikhonov, Putyatin, Fokin and Neverov.
Present them to the Queen: "Your Majesty! Long enough, thick enough, put it in, a f*ckin` and never off!

03 April 2015, 16:25

TreeFarmer

Back in the late 1980's I had dealings with an inventor from Denver CO by the name of Timber Dick.

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03 April 2015, 19:29

DesertRam

Just after high school my younger brother worked for a fellow by the name of Chip Monk. His company logo actually included a grinning, baseball cap wearing chipmunk. I guess you gotta have sense of humor.

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03 April 2015, 22:03

ZekeShikar

I'm still rolling on the floor!
Those are all priceless names for sure.
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05 April 2015, 01:20

boarkiller

I have friends that named their daughter Timber. They are rather swarthy, so I already feel sorry for her when she reaches high school

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05 April 2015, 05:13

vashper

The Prime Minister of Slovakia - Kiska. Fair clown, I must say. In Slavic languages the word means kitten and - literally - pussy. Well they do call him only as "Pussy" .

05 April 2015, 07:55

NormanConquest

Got a urologist here in Austin that specializes in vascetomys by the name of Dr. Dick Chop.

Never mistake motion for action.

09 April 2015, 00:48

custombolt

Although not as obvious a funny name, I saw this in a movie (???) and wondered how many movie-goers called a bar to ask the barmaid to see if their friend Mike Hunt was there.
Anybody seen Mike Hunt? I'm looking for Mike Hunt?

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10 April 2015, 07:09

Ohiosam

I have personally known Dick Less, Dick Bare, and Angus Stear. My dad knew a Dick Youngpeter.

10 April 2015, 09:14

Grizzly Adams

quote:
Originally posted by CoyoteKiller82:
There is a Brazilian college basketball player in medicinehat Alberta with the last name f u c k, pronounce fucke

Some people around here named Fuchs, means Fox in German, but easy to mispronounce.

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11 April 2015, 14:57

kiwiwildcat

Why would someone call their son Mike Litoris? That's as bad as Mike Hunt.

She was only the Fish Mongers daughter. But she lay on the slab and said 'fillet'

11 April 2015, 19:52

Saeed

Years ago one of the communist countries appointed an ambassador to an Arab country.

His name was Nicholas Balakhov.

Niko is short for Nicholas, and when one says it in Arabic NEKO BALAKHOV it means "Fuck him and don't worry!"

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12 April 2015, 04:49

vashper

quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
Years ago one of the communist countries appointed an ambassador

interestingly, North Korea or China?

12 April 2015, 10:44

Saeed

quote:
Originally posted by vashper:
quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
Years ago one of the communist countries appointed an ambassador

interestingly, North Korea or China?

It might have been Russia!

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12 April 2015, 12:40

vashper

Oh, Russia is a much more capitalist country, the USA compared to her is a hotbed of socialism. And your story I must tell Nicholas cage, to warn him that his name means in Arabic countries.

12 April 2015, 20:29

Sean Russell

Texas Gov "Big Jim" Hogg named his only daughter Ima--

Ima Hogg

And i personally know a CPA in Clayton NM named
N.O. Brain

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13 April 2015, 03:15

TREE 'EM

I had an Austin Powers moment a couple of years ago when I went to bid a job and the project manager, a tall leggy beautiful blonde woman, introduced herself as Andrea Pushaver.
Before I could stop myself I blurted out "I need your real name honey, not your stage name".

I didn't get the job.
Worth it!

I went to school with a guy by the name of Phil McCracken... Poor bastard took a lot of ribbing over that.

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15 April 2015, 07:23

Jon Beutler

quote:
Originally posted by Smokin Joe:
How about Dick Trickle the NASCAR driver?

That sounds like a social disease.

And the great Harry Gant, #33

15 April 2015, 08:20

NormanConquest

We have a fellow in the Austin Phone book called Henodore Titzoff. Been there from the early 70's.

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16 April 2015, 21:15

OkieNewton

I guess the best I can come up with is a guy I worked with named Walter Wildcat. The chief of police for a while where I grew up at was jack Frost. A guy I went to school with was Dusty Lane.

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22 April 2015, 09:51

prof242

At Kunsan AB in Korea, at the officer's club, someone was always calling in asking for Phil Atio, or Connie Lingus. Commander ordered it to be stopped. Never did while I was there.

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