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A woman sits in front of a mirror looking at her breasts. When her husband walks out of the bathroom, she comments, "Dear, my breasts are too small. Give me some money to have them enlarged."

Her Husband says, "Your breasts are fine. They're just the right size."

Wife: "But everybody has large breasts nowadays. I would be out of fashion if I didn't have large breasts too." Husband, knowing he's fighting a losing battle, "I've got a breast enlarging method that won't cost a cent. What you do is take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts everyday."

Wife: "That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." Husband, "Just do it. I guarantee it'll work." Wife, "You must be joking! What gave you such a silly idea?"

Husband: "It must work! Look what it did to your ass."


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Posts: 968 | Location: YUMA, ARIZONA | Registered: 12 August 2003Reply With Quote
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A woman sits in front of a mirror looking at her breasts. When her husband walks out of the bathroom, she comments, "Dear, my breasts are too small. Give me some money to have them enlarged."

Her Husband says, "Your breasts are fine. They're just the right size."

Wife: "But everybody has large breasts nowadays. I would be out of fashion if I didn't have large breasts too." Husband, knowing he's fighting a losing battle, "I've got a breast enlarging method that won't cost a cent. What you do is take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts everyday."

Wife: "That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." Husband, "Just do it. I guarantee it'll work." Wife, "You must be joking! What gave you such a silly idea?"

Husband: "It must work! Look what it did to your ass."



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Well, at least she won't get a bloody nose if she ever trips and falls. Wink


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Well, at least she won't get a bloody nose if she ever trips and falls. Wink


She won't be able to get up either.


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Bless her heart.


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Posts: 5567 | Location: charleston,west virginia | Registered: 21 October 2003Reply With Quote
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MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EekerI she gets windows fitted to em I'LL move in between em tomorrow! I wonder if they have their own heart &lungs. bewildered


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Fjold - I think she'll actually bounce right back up!
 
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