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27 January 2005, 07:35
YUMAN
BREAST ENLARGMENT
A woman sits in front of a mirror looking at her breasts. When her husband walks out of the bathroom, she comments, "Dear, my breasts are too small. Give me some money to have them enlarged."

Her Husband says, "Your breasts are fine. They're just the right size."

Wife: "But everybody has large breasts nowadays. I would be out of fashion if I didn't have large breasts too." Husband, knowing he's fighting a losing battle, "I've got a breast enlarging method that won't cost a cent. What you do is take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts everyday."

Wife: "That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." Husband, "Just do it. I guarantee it'll work." Wife, "You must be joking! What gave you such a silly idea?"

Husband: "It must work! Look what it did to your ass."


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27 January 2005, 17:12
poletax
quote:
Originally posted by YUMAN:
A woman sits in front of a mirror looking at her breasts. When her husband walks out of the bathroom, she comments, "Dear, my breasts are too small. Give me some money to have them enlarged."

Her Husband says, "Your breasts are fine. They're just the right size."

Wife: "But everybody has large breasts nowadays. I would be out of fashion if I didn't have large breasts too." Husband, knowing he's fighting a losing battle, "I've got a breast enlarging method that won't cost a cent. What you do is take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts everyday."

Wife: "That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." Husband, "Just do it. I guarantee it'll work." Wife, "You must be joking! What gave you such a silly idea?"

Husband: "It must work! Look what it did to your ass."




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My Weakness Is That I have No Choice.
27 January 2005, 17:16
Rooster
Well, at least she won't get a bloody nose if she ever trips and falls. Wink


Rooster
27 January 2005, 18:57
Fjold
quote:
Originally posted by Rooster:
Well, at least she won't get a bloody nose if she ever trips and falls. Wink


She won't be able to get up either.


Frank



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27 January 2005, 23:56
poletax
Bless her heart.


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My Weakness Is That I have No Choice.
28 January 2005, 05:57
deciple-of-keith
MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EekerI she gets windows fitted to em I'LL move in between em tomorrow! I wonder if they have their own heart &lungs. bewildered


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28 January 2005, 06:29
John32
Fjold - I think she'll actually bounce right back up!