How To Make Banana Bread:

Ingredients: 2 sparkling eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 large banana

Instructions: 1 - look into sparkling eyes and hold loving arms.

2 - Spread well shaped legs slowly.

3 - Squeeze & massage milk containers until the fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased, check with middle finger.

4 - Add banana, work up and down until well creamed.

5 - Lower nuts and sigh with relief, when banana is soft, bread is done!

6 - Be sure to wash mixing utensils, but "do not lick the bowl."

NOTE: If bread rises, leave town.

She couldnt bake a cherry pie that was fit to eat, but she sure did make my banana cream.

My ex=mother in law told me this one at least 40 years ago.Hope someone younger gets a grin.

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Originally posted by Norman Conquest:
My ex=mother in law told me this one at least 40 years ago.

Was she teaching you how to "cook"? Did your wife find out?

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Originally posted by Norman Conquest:
My ex=mother in law told me this one at least 40 years ago.Hope someone younger gets a grin.

How Friggin CREEPY was that?