21 July 2009, 00:49
butchlochow to make banana bread
How To Make Banana Bread:
Ingredients: 2 sparkling eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 large banana
Instructions: 1 - look into sparkling eyes and hold loving arms.
2 - Spread well shaped legs slowly.
3 - Squeeze & massage milk containers until the fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased, check with middle finger.
4 - Add banana, work up and down until well creamed.
5 - Lower nuts and sigh with relief, when banana is soft, bread is done!
6 - Be sure to wash mixing utensils, but "do not lick the bowl."
NOTE: If bread rises, leave town.
21 July 2009, 04:42
DIYASUBShe couldnt bake a cherry pie that was fit to eat, but she sure did make my banana cream.
24 July 2009, 13:37
Norman ConquestMy ex=mother in law told me this one at least 40 years ago.Hope someone younger gets a grin.
26 July 2009, 05:02
Alberta Canuckquote:
Originally posted by Norman Conquest:
My ex=mother in law told me this one at least 40 years ago.
Was she teaching you how to "cook"? Did your wife find out?
26 July 2009, 08:05
daniel77quote:
Originally posted by Norman Conquest:
My ex=mother in law told me this one at least 40 years ago.Hope someone younger gets a grin.
How Friggin CREEPY was that?