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| along those lines: I got on a bus years ago, and this fat lady got on a couple stops later. She kept staring at me. Finally she says, in a loud voice "hmmphh! If that belly of yours was on a woman, I'd think she was pregnant.".
I looked at her and the brilliant thought came to me, so I said, "this belly was on a woman last night, and she may very well be pregnant...". |
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| quote: Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter: along those lines: I got on a bus years ago, and this fat lady got on a couple stops later. She kept staring at me. Finally she says, in a loud voice "hmmphh! If that belly of yours was on a woman, I'd think she was pregnant.".
I looked at her and the brilliant thought came to me, so I said, "this belly was on a woman last night, and she may very well be pregnant...".
That's better than the original joke! Zeke |
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| Then there was the woman in New York in a super tight skirt trying to get a foot up into the bus.No luck so she reaches behind to unzip her fly a bit to give her leg room. No luck. She tries this 3 times when finally a Texan behind her just picks her up + puts her on the bus. She is ENRAGED that he touched her + told him so.He replied "Ma'am,after you unzipped my fly 3 times I thought we were friends."
Never mistake motion for action.
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