A lady in her mid twenties climbs the bus, slightly out of breath and with bright pink cheeks.

All the seats are full. She looks at the gentleman sitting closest to her, and says: "Are you not going to give your seat to a pregnant woman?"

Blushing, the man stands up. "Sorry, I had not noticed..."

As she sits, he looks at her. There are really no signs of a protruding tummy... He asks: "How long have you been pregnant?"

"Fifteen minutes. My legs are still shaking..."

Good One!!

along those lines: I got on a bus years ago, and this fat lady got on a couple stops later. She kept staring at me. Finally she says, in a loud voice "hmmphh! If that belly of yours was on a woman, I'd think she was pregnant.".

I looked at her and the brilliant thought came to me, so I said, "this belly was on a woman last night, and she may very well be pregnant...".

Idaho Sharpshooter:

LOL

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Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
along those lines: I got on a bus years ago, and this fat lady got on a couple stops later. She kept staring at me. Finally she says, in a loud voice "hmmphh! If that belly of yours was on a woman, I'd think she was pregnant.".

I looked at her and the brilliant thought came to me, so I said, "this belly was on a woman last night, and she may very well be pregnant...".

That's better than the original joke!
Zeke

Then there was the woman in New York in a super tight skirt trying to get a foot up into the bus.No luck so she reaches behind to unzip her fly a bit to give her leg room. No luck. She tries this 3 times when finally a Texan behind her just picks her up + puts her on the bus. She is ENRAGED that he touched her + told him so.He replied "Ma'am,after you unzipped my fly 3 times I thought we were friends."