BULLSHIT BINGO!

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Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all of that!

How to play: Set up the following words arranged in a block of five by five and check off each when you hear it during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five words horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!!

Synergy

Strategic Fit

Gap Analysis

Best Practice

Bottom Line

Revisit

Bandwidth

Hardball

Out of the Loop

Benchmark

Value-Added

Proactive

Win-Win

Think Outside the Box

Fast Track

Result-Driven

Empower [or] Empowerment

Knowledge Base

Total Quality [or] Quality Driven

Touch Base

Mindset

Client Focus[ed]

Ball Park

Game Plan

Leverage

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Testimonials from satisfied players:

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"My clients have been shocked at my bold honesty with them."
-Pete L. - Dallas

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
-David D. - Florida

"What a gas. Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."
-Bill R - New York City

"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the 5th box."
-Ben G. - Denver

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'Bullshit!' for the third time in 2 hours."
-Kathleen L. - Atlanta

That good one Mr. Edmond! There hope for France afterarr!

Wouldn't make it ten minutes into a meeting where I work

Give this a shot .

BullShit Bingo

BTTS
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Went to a boring meeting right after reading this & laughed my ass off the whole time.