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two gay guys are in bed when their house catches fire. Which one gets out first, the guy on the top or the guy on the bottom?

The guy on bottom. He already had his sh*t packed.
 
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I hate to come across as anti-gay, but that's funny!
 
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LMFAO!!!! animal rotflmo GOOD GOD THAT IS FUNNY


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Yeah I heard that about whose 1st checking out of a motel;straight or gay. Same punch line.


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Or who gets to Frisco from New York first, lesbian couple or queer couple
Of course lesbians as they get lickity split, queers on the other hand still have to pack their sh....t


" Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins.
When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar.
Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan
PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...

Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies...
Only fools hope to live forever
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Pick up line at a gay bar: "mind if I push in your stool?"
 
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How many gay guys can sit on a barstool? Four, if you turn it upside down!


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