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02 August 2017, 01:00

ggruber

house on fire

two gay guys are in bed when their house catches fire. Which one gets out first, the guy on the top or the guy on the bottom?

The guy on bottom. He already had his sh*t packed.

02 August 2017, 01:31

Kensco

I hate to come across as anti-gay, but that's funny!

02 August 2017, 05:13

els

LMFAO!!!!

GOOD GOD THAT IS FUNNY

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03 August 2017, 09:39

NormanConquest

Yeah I heard that about whose 1st checking out of a motel;straight or gay. Same punch line.

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04 August 2017, 05:05

boarkiller

Or who gets to Frisco from New York first, lesbian couple or queer couple
Of course lesbians as they get lickity split, queers on the other hand still have to pack their sh....t

" Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins.
When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar.
Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan
PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...

Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies...
Only fools hope to live forever
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12 August 2017, 01:05

montea6b

Pick up line at a gay bar: "mind if I push in your stool?"

12 August 2017, 02:04

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14 August 2017, 09:53

lee440

How many gay guys can sit on a barstool? Four, if you turn it upside down!

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