A young indian boy was speaking with an elder and asked how indians got named.

The elder said that when an indian woman is about to give birth , the father of the child will go on a vision quest.

First he smokes the peyote pipe with the medicine man , and then he retreats to a private place to await his vision.

If he sees an eagle soaring in the clouds, he may name the child ,Soaring Eagle.

If he sees a buck running through the forest , he may select Running Deer as the child's name.

"But tell me , why do you ask me these questions , Two Dogs Fucking?"

I heard a version of that nearly 30 years ago at a church camp. It still is one of my favorite jokes!

First time I heard it the kid was called "Broken Rubber". Must have been a modern indian! derf

An oldie but a goodie!