27 April 2006, 22:21
eyedocIndian names
A young indian boy was speaking with an elder and asked how indians got named.
The elder said that when an indian woman is about to give birth , the father of the child will go on a vision quest.
First he smokes the peyote pipe with the medicine man , and then he retreats to a private place to await his vision.
If he sees an eagle soaring in the clouds, he may name the child ,Soaring Eagle.
If he sees a buck running through the forest , he may select Running Deer as the child's name.
"But tell me , why do you ask me these questions , Two Dogs Fucking?"
27 April 2006, 23:18
OhiosamI heard a version of that nearly 30 years ago at a church camp. It still is one of my favorite jokes!
First time I heard it the kid was called "Broken Rubber". Must have been a modern indian!
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