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(Before the Rebs come after me I hasten to say that I saw this joke told on TV by a Southern stand up comedian. {The same guy who said that if the Olympics were ever held in Atlanta that the rednecks would have a field day shooting from their pick ups when the Olympic "Doves of Peace" were released)  A guy from Arkansas walks into a store in North Carolina and asks for a Coke and a slice of butter pecan pie. The clerk behind the counter says: " You're from Arkansas, aren't you? Only a guy from Arkansas would make that request". The guy is incensed. "Why the he.. do you think I'm from Arkansas just because I ask for a Coke and a slice of butter pecan pie?. Don't people in North Carolina drink Coke and eat butter pecan pie? The clerk says: " This is a hardware store". | ||
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 Cheers, Dave. Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam. | |||
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The closest place to get hardware around here is Cranes General store in Williamsburg. They will slice off a little ham and make you a sandwich. Best price on Carharts too. ****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds | |||
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