A newcomer in town

21 January 2006, 21:39

gerry375

A newcomer in town

(Before the Rebs come after me I hasten to say that I saw this joke told on TV by a Southern stand up comedian. {The same guy who said that if the Olympics were ever held in Atlanta that the rednecks would have a field day shooting from their pick ups when the Olympic "Doves of Peace" were released)

A guy from Arkansas walks into a store in North Carolina and asks for a Coke and a slice of butter pecan pie. The clerk behind the counter says: " You're from Arkansas, aren't you? Only a guy from Arkansas would make that request".

The guy is incensed. "Why the he.. do you think I'm from Arkansas just because I ask for a Coke and a slice of butter pecan pie?. Don't people in North Carolina drink Coke and eat butter pecan pie?

The clerk says: " This is a hardware store".

21 January 2006, 22:57

Jarrod

22 January 2006, 02:32

Sambar 9.3

22 January 2006, 04:00

cobra

quote:
Originally posted by gerry375:
(Before the Rebs come after me I hasten to say that I saw this joke told on TV by a Southern stand up comedian. {The same guy who said that if the Olympics were ever held in Atlanta that the rednecks would have a field day shooting from their pick ups when the Olympic "Doves of Peace" were released)

A guy from Arkansas walks into a store in North Carolina and asks for a Coke and a slice of butter pecan pie. The clerk behind the counter says: " You're from Arkansas, aren't you? Only a guy from Arkansas would make that request".

The guy is incensed. "Why the he.. do you think I'm from Arkansas just because I ask for a Coke and a slice of butter pecan pie?. Don't people in North Carolina drink Coke and eat butter pecan pie?

The clerk says: " This is a hardware store".

Must be from Jonesboro.

22 January 2006, 14:49

Swamp_Fox

The closest place to get hardware around here is Cranes General store in Williamsburg.
They will slice off a little ham and make you a sandwich.
Best price on Carharts too.