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A meeting in the townhall descended into a big brawl. Everyone was screaming that lawyers were assholes! Suddenly a man at the back started jumping up and down screaming his head off. “I OBJECT TO YIU CALLING LAWYERS ASSHOLES” “On what ground?” “I AM AN ASSHOLE AND OBJECT TO BEING LIKENED TO LAWYERS!” | ||
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There are exceptions to the rule of course but the vast majority have tainted the honest ones left. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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I used to take offense to such jokes, but having just split with my former partners and friends of 25 years, there's a lot of truth to that. | |||
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Why do lawyers wear neckties? Neckties hold down their foreskin. DuggaBoye-O NRA-Life Whittington-Life TSRA-Life DRSS DSC HSC SCI | |||
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What do you call 100 lawyers jumping out of a perfectly good airplane? Skeet!!! Is it now lawyer joke time? | |||
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What do you call a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? .... A good start. What do you call a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff with one empty seat? .... a crying shame. Frank "I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money." - Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953 NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite | |||
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