A meeting in the townhall descended into a big brawl.

Everyone was screaming that lawyers were assholes!

Suddenly a man at the back started jumping up and down screaming his head off.

“I OBJECT TO YIU CALLING LAWYERS ASSHOLES”

“On what ground?”

“I AM AN ASSHOLE AND OBJECT TO BEING LIKENED TO LAWYERS!”

Objection Sustained!

There are exceptions to the rule of course but the vast majority have tainted the honest ones left.

I used to take offense to such jokes, but having just split with my former partners and friends of 25 years, there's a lot of truth to that.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?



Neckties hold down their foreskin.

What do you call 100 lawyers jumping out of a perfectly good airplane?
Skeet!!! Is it now lawyer joke time?

What do you call a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? .... A good start.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff with one empty seat? .... a crying shame.