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This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says, " I know, but she has a sweet personality and makes a great lasagna. "


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Reminds me of the song "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life" Big Grin
 
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LOL, your bad..hahahaha


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