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Of the perfect woman. Short enough to give you a blowjob standing up, and her head is wide and flat enough to rest a beer stein on while she is doing it. And... At midnight, she turns into a triple pepperoni pizza and a six pack. | ||
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Shes deaf/mute, owns a pub and at 2am when you're finished poking her, she turns into a burger and a 6-pack. | |||
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It also helps if she can breathe through her ears. NRA Patron Life Member Benefactor Level | |||
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Also, she has three buttons on her forehead: Left Button - "COOK" Right Button - "CLEAN" Center, and largest Button - "OFF" | |||
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