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>>>PART I >>> >>> What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? >>> >>> Juan on Juan >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> What is a Yankee? >>> >>> The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? >>> >>> The position of the dirt bag. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> Why is divorce so expensive? >>> >>> Because it's worth it. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? >>> >>> One US leader. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? >>> >>> Doughnuts. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> Why is air a lot like sex? >>> >>> Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. >>> >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> >>>PART II (JUST WARMING UP!) >>> >>> >>> What do you call a smart blonde? >>> >>> A golden retriever. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> What do attorneys use for birth control? >>> >>> Their personalities. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> What's the difference between a blonde girlfriend and wife? >>> >>> 45 lbs. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> How many women does it take to change a light bulb? >>> >>> None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, >>>caring, and good-looking? >>> >>> Because those men already have boyfriends. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog? >>> >>> After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who >>>has the biggest boobs? >>> >>> The blonde, because she's 18. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? >>> >>> Because they have cotton balls. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? >>> >>> Are you sure it's mine?" >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? >>> >>> Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? >>> >>> Mace will do that to you. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? >>> >>> Everyone has the same DNA. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> PART III (Almost Done) >>> >>> >>> What's the Cuban National Anthem? >>> >>> "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> Where does an Irish family go on vacation? >>> >>> A different bar. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? >>> >>> They named him "Sum Ting Wong" >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? >>> >>> A speech impediment. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? >>> >>> They're hiring. >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? >>> >>> A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage >>> along with... "a recipe". >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? >>> >>> Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a >>>southern fairytale? >>> >>> A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern >>>fairytale begins >>> "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." >>> >>>************************************************************************* >>> >>> Why is there no Disneyland in China? >>> >>> No one's tall enough to go on the good ride | ||
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This was good!! I haven't seen most of them!  | |||
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Hey, I'm over here in West Virginia. I don't think we even have DNA. MORTIE for PRESIDENT ! | |||
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