>An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, lives in Texas.
>Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
>
>Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, and wears
>them home walking proudly.
>
>He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything
>Different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
>
>Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and
>walks back into the room completely naked except for the cowboy boots.
>
>Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
>
>Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging
>down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging
>down again tomorrow.
>
>Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
>
>IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
>
>To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."
>
>
>

Good one!