SHOULDA BOUGHT A HAT
>An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, lives in Texas.
>Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
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>Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, and wears
>them home walking proudly.
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>He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything
>Different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
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>Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and
>walks back into the room completely naked except for the cowboy boots.
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>Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
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>Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging
>down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging
>down again tomorrow.
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>Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
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>IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
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>To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."
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