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**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**


Hello?
Hi honey.**This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?
No, Daddy.She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Dave.
After a brief pause,
Daddy says,But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Dave.
Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
Right now..
Brief Pause.
Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy,That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.
Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**
A few minutes later,The little girl comes back to the phone.
I did it, Daddy.
And what happened honey?
Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
And now she isn't moving at all!
Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Dave?
He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
And into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.




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Even Longer Pause

Then Daddy says,Swimming pool?
Is this 486-5731?






No, I think you have the wrong number.........


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