Q: What do you throw a Mexican man when he's drowning?
A: His wife and kids

Q: Why is there so little Mexican literature?
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.

Q: Why is it so hard for Hispanic women to get pregnant?
A: Because as soon as the sperm enters the cell it tries to hang itself

Q: How do you kill 100 Mexicans?
A: Blow up their van.

Q: What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?
A: Sinko

Q: What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?
A: My bike.


Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have check books?
A: Because it's impossible to sign your name that small with spray paint.

Q:Whats the difference between a Mexican & a bucket of shit?
A:The bucket

Q: Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics?
A: Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America.

Q: Why aren't there any Hispanics on Star Trek?
A: They won't work in the future either.

Q: How do you keep a Mexican out of your back yard?
A: Move the trash cans to the front.

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a sunburn?
A: A REFRIED BEAN

Q: What do u call 4 mexicans in quicksand?
A: Cuatro sinco.

Q: Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico?
A: 200 Mexicans died.


Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a swimming pool?
A: Bean dip.

Now you've done it! Max will be pissed!
Just kidding Max!

FB must like controversy! derf

Why do they eat re-fried beans in Mexico?
Ever met a Mexican who did not fuck up the first time?

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Eskimo?

A snowblower that dosn't work.

COP JOKE: What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more english you get.

why are there only 2 pall-bearers at a puerto rican funeral?




trash cans have 2 handles

why do mexicans traditionally have tamales for christmas? so the kids will have something to unwrap.

What does a shark call a Mexican swimming in the ocean ?
****** Junk food ************

what do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus? i don't know what it's called but it sure can pick lettuce!