22 January 2004, 17:05
furrybastardtasteless mexican jokes
Q: What do you throw a Mexican man when he's drowning?
A: His wife and kids
Q: Why is there so little Mexican literature?
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
Q: Why is it so hard for Hispanic women to get pregnant?
A: Because as soon as the sperm enters the cell it tries to hang itself
Q: How do you kill 100 Mexicans?
A: Blow up their van.
Q: What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?
A: Sinko
Q: What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?
A: My bike.
Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have check books?
A: Because it's impossible to sign your name that small with spray paint.
Q:Whats the difference between a Mexican & a bucket of shit?
A:The bucket
Q: Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics?
A: Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America.
Q: Why aren't there any Hispanics on Star Trek?
A: They won't work in the future either.
Q: How do you keep a Mexican out of your back yard?
A: Move the trash cans to the front.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a sunburn?
A: A REFRIED BEAN
Q: What do u call 4 mexicans in quicksand?
A: Cuatro sinco.
Q: Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico?
A: 200 Mexicans died.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a swimming pool?
A: Bean dip.
22 January 2004, 17:18
Big-EdNow you've done it! Max will be pissed!
Just kidding Max!
23 January 2004, 21:40
derf
FB must like controversy!
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24 January 2004, 00:40
SaeedWhy do they eat re-fried beans in Mexico?
Ever met a Mexican who did not fuck up the first time?
24 January 2004, 15:27
TailgunnerWhat do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Eskimo?
A snowblower that dosn't work.
25 January 2004, 15:34
DigitalDanCOP JOKE: What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more english you get.
26 January 2004, 16:34
mdv1statewhy are there only 2 pall-bearers at a puerto rican funeral?
trash cans have 2 handles
28 January 2004, 13:47
budicealewhy do mexicans traditionally have tamales for christmas? so the kids will have something to unwrap.
05 February 2004, 00:36
HeeHaw What does a shark call a Mexican swimming in the ocean ?
****** Junk food ************
12 February 2004, 07:48
budicealewhat do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus? i don't know what it's called but it sure can pick lettuce!