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momma duck and baby duck and momma skunk and baby skunk were trucking along and came to a highway momma duck says you guys stay here and i'll see if its safe to cross. she gets halfway across and bam! shes whacked by a car momma skunk says well i'll go now and see if its safe. she gets halfway across and bam! shes a goner baby duck looks at baby skunk and says momma never told me what i am. do you know? baby skunk says well u got feathers and web feet, ur a duck. what am i? baby duck says well, ur not all black and ur not all white and u smell like shit. ur an .......illegal immigrant!! | ||
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I know its the humor forum but a few years ago when still alive Paul Harvey predicted that in the next 50 years there would be no more blue eyed blonde people due to the interbreeding. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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lets hope hes as wrong about that as he was about the good value of the 2 million crap products he hawked over the years. after he died it came out that his "in the harvey household we use ......" sales pitch was bs. they admitted there was never a product made he wouldn't pitch saying he personally used as long as the price was right | |||
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I'll bet you believe that all those pro athletes drank Miller Lite as well. NRA Patron Life Member Benefactor Level | |||
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Damn, I gotta stop reading this stuff while I'm at work.... laughing out loud is gonna get me in trouble.. LOL loved it. NRA Benefactor. Life is tough... It's even tougher when you're stupid... John Wayne | |||
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no, because i'm too young to remember any of that stuff. heard about it from my grandfather. just how old are you anyways? | |||
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Well I liked him anyway.Regardless of his "sponsers"I enjoyed his lunchtime program + later his after noon one called "The rest of the story".It was a great thing for us eating our lunch on the slab + listening to the noon radio.The objections concerning his "truth in action" in regards to his comments reminds me of HRM's dogs collars printing; "I am his majesties dog at Kew;pray tell me sir,whose dog are you?" Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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Paul Harvey never let the truth stand between him and a good story. NRA Benefactor Member US Navy Veteran | |||
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