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04 June 2018, 02:59

john c.

skunk and the duck

momma duck and baby duck and momma skunk and baby skunk were trucking along and came to a highway
momma duck says you guys stay here and i'll see if its safe to cross. she gets halfway across and bam! shes whacked by a car
momma skunk says well i'll go now and see if its safe. she gets halfway across and bam! shes a goner
baby duck looks at baby skunk and says momma never told me what i am. do you know? baby skunk says well u got feathers and web feet, ur a duck. what am i? baby duck says well, ur not all black and ur not all white and u smell like shit.
ur an .......illegal immigrant!!

04 June 2018, 09:21

NormanConquest

I know its the humor forum but a few years ago when still alive Paul Harvey predicted that in the next 50 years there would be no more blue eyed blonde people due to the interbreeding.

04 June 2018, 18:17

john c.

lets hope hes as wrong about that as he was about the good value of the 2 million crap products he hawked over the years. after he died it came out that his "in the harvey household we use ......" sales pitch was bs. they admitted there was never a product made he wouldn't pitch saying he personally used as long as the price was right

05 June 2018, 23:43

DocEd

quote:
lets hope hes as wrong about that as he was about the good value of the 2 million crap products he hawked over the years. after he died it came out that his "in the harvey household we use ......" sales pitch was bs. they admitted there was never a product made he wouldn't pitch saying he personally used as long as the price was right

I'll bet you believe that all those pro athletes drank Miller Lite as well.

06 June 2018, 00:00

Pa.Frank

quote:
momma duck and baby duck and momma skunk and baby skunk were trucking along and came to a highway
momma duck says you guys stay here and I'll see if its safe to cross. she gets halfway across and bam! shes whacked by a car
momma skunk says well I'll go now and see if its safe. she gets halfway across and bam! shes a goner
baby duck looks at baby skunk and says momma never told me what i am. do you know? baby skunk says well u got feathers and web feet, ur a duck. what am i? baby duck says well, ur not all black and ur not all white and u smell like shit.
ur an .......illegal immigrant!!

Damn, I gotta stop reading this stuff while I'm at work.... laughing out loud is gonna get me in trouble.. LOL loved it.

06 June 2018, 01:07

john c.

quote:
Originally posted by DocEd:
quote:
lets hope hes as wrong about that as he was about the good value of the 2 million crap products he hawked over the years. after he died it came out that his "in the harvey household we use ......" sales pitch was bs. they admitted there was never a product made he wouldn't pitch saying he personally used as long as the price was right

I'll bet you believe that all those pro athletes drank Miller Lite as well.

no, because i'm too young to remember any of that stuff. heard about it from my grandfather. just how old are you anyways?

06 June 2018, 10:03

NormanConquest

Well I liked him anyway.Regardless of his "sponsers"I enjoyed his lunchtime program + later his after noon one called "The rest of the story".It was a great thing for us eating our lunch on the slab + listening to the noon radio.The objections concerning his "truth in action" in regards to his comments reminds me of HRM's dogs collars printing; "I am his majesties dog at Kew;pray tell me sir,whose dog are you?"