>The mathematics of Romance - and other assorted conundrums

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>Some real truths here. Keep reading.
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>Smart man + smart woman = romance
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>Smart man + dumb woman = affair
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>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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>OFFICE ARITHMETIC
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>Smart boss + smart employee = profit
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>Smart boss + dumb employee = production
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>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
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>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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>HAPPINESS
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>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
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>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
>her at all.
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>LONGIVITY
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>Married men live longer than single men..... but
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>Married men are a lot more willing to die.
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>MEMORY
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>Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people
>remembering the same thing.
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>APPEARANCE
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>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
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>Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
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>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
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>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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>A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is
>the beginning of a new argument.
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>COMPREHENSION
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>There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage
>and after marriage.
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>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
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>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
>cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
>same thing to them at funerals.
>

Plinker

Excellent! Gotta show it to my wife.

R.I.P. W.Wilson.He was a brave soul.

Naaaa, she'll think it's hilarious.

He died