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A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. He looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?". The waitress nodded "Yes!". So the Republican requested she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked "Is that Jesus, over there?". The waitress nodded so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron, to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of beer!". He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked "Isn't that God's boy over there?". The waitress nodded so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. " On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said "For your kindness, you are healed". The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said "For your kindness, you are healed". The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord.

Then Jesus walked with a huge smile on his face towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up out of his seat and yelled "Don't touch me....... I'm on disability."

For those who understand, no explanation is necessary.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible!
 
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OMGoodness! Ain't that the truth!
Thanks for the grin.
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What a classic
Love it


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When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar.
Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan
PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...

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dancing


Never mistake motion for action.
 
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