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The very first joke on AR
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mike338
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posted 27 November 2002 09:41
He laid her on the table, So white, clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sewat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breasts, And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside, All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms, And then.

... he stuffed the turkey! May I be the first to wish you a Happy Thganksgiving!!!
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?????SHAME ON YOU!!!!!

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Thanks! Always liked this.
Since we’re going back a few years, I’m still waiting for you to change your name to
Use Enough Vodka. Cool
 
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Originally posted by nvmichael:
Thanks! Always liked this.
Since we’re going back a few years, I’m still waiting for you to change your name to
Use Enough Vodka. Cool

Happy Thanksgiving all Smiler
 
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Indeed! Happy Thanksgiving to all!


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Yes, when I went back out of curiosity and saw AR's first joke I thought, well, it's that time of the year! Bring it back! tu2 As to nvmichael: I don't drink, so Use Enough Vodka is out, but I have thought about Use Enough Viagra! rotflmo And, there are MANY, MANY others that could be used. jumping
 
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I was referring to one of Vashper’s old posts.
Use enough viagra would be funny Smiler
 
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What has happened to Vashper? Havn't seen his posts for ages..
 
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He was kicked off the forum. I don’t know why.
Maybe someone will come along and splain it to us.
 
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Well,he might have been removed by the Peoples Republic (read NCKGB) because he had an opinion.


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Could be... Whistling
 
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