07 November 2018, 04:34
Use Enough GunThe very first joke on AR
mike338
one of us
posted 27 November 2002 09:41
He laid her on the table, So white, clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sewat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breasts, And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside, All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms, And then.
... he stuffed the turkey! May I be the first to wish you a Happy Thganksgiving!!!
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?????SHAME ON YOU!!!!!
Posts: 428 | Location: Michigan USA | Registered: 14 September 2002
07 November 2018, 04:53
nvmichaelThanks! Always liked this.
Since we’re going back a few years, I’m still waiting for you to change your name to
Use Enough Vodka.

07 November 2018, 09:31
NormanConquestIndeed! Happy Thanksgiving to all!
07 November 2018, 21:10
Use Enough GunYes, when I went back out of curiosity and saw AR's first joke I thought, well, it's that time of the year! Bring it back!

As to nvmichael: I don't drink, so Use Enough Vodka is out, but I have thought about Use Enough Viagra!

And, there are MANY, MANY others that could be used.

08 November 2018, 01:24
nvmichaelI was referring to one of Vashper’s old posts.
Use enough viagra would be funny

08 November 2018, 03:04
dhufishWhat has happened to Vashper? Havn't seen his posts for ages..
08 November 2018, 04:09
nvmichaelHe was kicked off the forum. I don’t know why.
Maybe someone will come along and splain it to us.
08 November 2018, 09:34
NormanConquestWell,he might have been removed by the Peoples Republic (read NCKGB) because he had an opinion.