So one morning a woman asks her husband, "Would you like some breakfast? I could make bacon and eggs and put on a pot of coffee." He replies, "You know, this Viagra I'm taking has really killed my appetite. I'm just not hungry."

Around noontime she asks, "Would you like some lunch? I could make some sandwiches and maybe fix you a bowl of soup." He says, "No thanks. This Viagra has really killed my hunger."

Around dinnertime she asks,"Would you like some supper? I could grill a couple of steaks." Again he tells her that the Viagra has killed his appetite. She replies, "Well could you please get off me? I'm bloody starving!"

Outstanding!

Good One!!

A man goes to visit his 90 year old uncle in the nursing home. Asks him how he is sleeping at night. Uncle says every night they give me a cup of coco and a Viagra, I sleep like a baby. On the way out the nephew asks the nurses about this. Oh, it's true they said. The coco puts him to sleep and the Viagra keeps him from rolling out of bed.