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Trump and Obama ended up in the same barber shop, each being worked on by a different barber, and not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse all day.”

The second barber turned to Trump and said, "How about you sir?"

Trump replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”


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Father used to have an expression he reserved for a strong perfume smell, Riecht we ein Puff. About the same meaning. Smiler

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Damn that joke goes back a loooong ways.


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Yep,as long as there are frenchmen.You know the tribe;that lot that fights with their feet + makes love with their faces......all without bathing in the interum.


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