The Barber Shop

25 December 2017, 02:39

scojac

The Barber Shop

The Barber Shop

Trump and Obama ended up in the same barber shop, each being worked on by a different barber, and not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse all day.”

The second barber turned to Trump and said, "How about you sir?"

Trump replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”

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DRSS; NRA; Illinois State Rifle Association; Missouri Sport Shooting Association

“One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.”
– Thomas Sowell, “The Vision Of The Anointed: Self-Congratulation As A Basis For Social Policy”

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25 December 2017, 07:23

Grizzly Adams

Father used to have an expression he reserved for a strong perfume smell, Riecht we ein Puff. About the same meaning.

Grizz

Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man

Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Only one war at a time. Abe Again.

28 December 2017, 00:25

Use Enough Gun

05 January 2018, 09:23

NormanConquest

06 January 2018, 08:04

wasbeeman

Damn that joke goes back a loooong ways.

08 January 2018, 08:54

NormanConquest

Yep,as long as there are frenchmen.You know the tribe;that lot that fights with their feet + makes love with their faces......all without bathing in the interum.