While playing in the street, little Johnny's 9-year-old friend shows him his new bike.

“Whoa, where did you get that from” Johnny asks.

“Well”, his friend tells him: ‘I bought it for a 100 bucks that I made yesterday.’

Johnny, 9 years old and getting 1 dollar per week of pocket money, asks him ‘How did you make that amount of money in one day?’

‘Well easy’, the kid says, ‘All you need to know is that most adults are hiding something, and you can easily blackmail them by saying “I know it, everything, the whole truth”

Little Johnny, really puzzled how that could ever work, decides to try it out at home. So he walks up to his dad, and he tells him, "I know it, everything, the whole truth."

Without skipping a beat and in one fluent movement his father, red-faced like a sunburned tomato, draws his wallet and gives Johnny a twenty, adding “don’t tell your mother anything about it.

Surprised by the easy money he made, he decides to go for the kicker, and runs up to his mother, telling her “Mom, I know it, everything, the whole truth”

His mother, going paler as a ghost passing through a heap of snow, in just a split second, grabs her purse, pulls out a $50 and says, "Please, but please, don't tell your father."

Completely flabbergasted by making over one year of pocket money in less than 10 minutes, Johnny runs out and rings his neighbors' doorbell. As his neighbor opens the door, the boy greets him by whispering, "I know it, everything, the whole truth."

To his disappointment, his neighbor does not draw his wallet, but instead breaks down in tears, drops to his knees, spreads his arms, and mutters through his tears, "Finally, now come give your Daddy a great big hug!"

This is a real one.

A friend of one of my brothers kept asking his father for a car, his father kept refusing.

This kid used to spend most of his time with my brother.

One day arrives in a brand new Galant.

Apparently he came home one day, and found his father in bed with the Egyptian maid!

That did it.

He got the car to keep his mouth shut!

He is grown up now, and has kids.

We still tease him about it, and his father too!

Seems like we should have learned by now, since Abraham, DON"T SLEEP WITH THE MAID!

And that old saying.

Don't shit on your doorstep!

Even a dog is smarter than that.

I already knew I had too poor a memory to lie!

Now I see that I'm not rich enough either!

Apparently Terminator stepped into a same puddle of shit