This Forum has been up and running for a while now , just wondered how the guys from outside Aussie/NZ see the Forum
developing - ie rated good , bad or awfull.

If the locals can avoid butting in for a while we may get some interesting feedback , or we may all wish no-one had asked...

Not bad, overall. I browse through here every now and then when the African Hunting and Big Bores are bogged down with agitators.

You are entertaining in a Benny Hill sort of way. Mildly amusing but with a touch of boffo. Okay, your alright Mate. Now reach into the chiller box and pass me another tinny of neck oil.

How come Mike375 and Karl don't post hear? Are they too busy elswhere, being emmissaries for Anzac?

I'm not going to butt in oops

Nahh me either Bakes, shit done it again...Les

Benny Hill? What does a Yank know of Benny Hill? Where is T-Town Mickey, by the way?

Not enough NZ sheep jokes.



Now if I knew how to type in the Benny Hill end of episode chase scene music including nurses and policewomen in stockings and suspenders.

I for one enjoy running the forum
hearing of the great hunts and seeing great pictures
just wondering what else you do besides hunt?

You mean besides hunt and chase sheep

We need more sheep jokes for sure,to knock some of the smartass out of Muzza.

Sometimes we get posters from Wales , where men are men and sheep are eternally vigilant , and sometimes we get posters from the US , where ranchers with more than two sheep are known as pimps , but mostly we get the same old sad multinational sheep jokes that have been around since the first aussie found a girlfriend .

Sometimes we get educational threads going , like the wombat one , and sometimes we get neat scenery shots and hunting pics , but really we are just here to slag each other off at a distance in the spirit of ANZAC , cos we like each other a little - dont we ?

Do you "foreigners" understand the Colonial humour ? Tell us if you do , or we can explain if you dont ...

Here is a scene from Far Canels wedding day video

Every time I come to this forum it takes me five minutes to stop laughing ROTFLMAO

It does give a whole new meaning to sheep skins

Far Canel thats a find piece of white meat you have there but what the hell! why marry that shanky sheila. .

yeah that way you can have your sheep and eat it too !

The real question is this this ; Is the sheep male or female A; Female of course ! After all there's nothing queer about old Muzza

Male/female; these days you just don't know for sure.
I favour Crocodile Dundee's old aussie custom; feel for the nuts first!

Hey ! Don't be feeling My sheep unless you got a fiver mate !

I always thought the Aussie way was the two finger test - two fingers in makes it a girl , one makes it a startled bloke sheep , but then what would a dairy farmer know of such things anyway.....

Mickey,

How come Mike375 and Karl don't post hear? Are they too busy elswhere, being emmissaries for Anzac?

I have done a bit here and have started threads but there is simply more game to shoot on the other forums and the Yanks bite more often

Mike

That's it Muzza it's war! Get youself healed varmit I'm calling you out.

<MURRAY'S SHEEP>

Murray wants to get his two female sheep pregnant but he can't afford the stud service so he goes to the Vet.

Murray- " Hey doc I've got these two sheep I want to breed but I can't afford to stud 'em, is there anything cheaper?"

Vet- " Well there's artificial insemination - Blah Blah Blah " He goes on to describe some pretty expensive procedures all of which are out of Murray's price range.

Murray,being a tight ass Kiwi- " No none of that stuff will do, Its too expensive, anything else?"

Vet- " Well, not many people know this but human DNA is close enough to sheep DNA to produce offspring. Here's what you do - take your sheep out at night, load them in your ute, take them out to the fields and have sex with them. No one will know what you're up to and you'll get them pregnant."

Murray- " How will I know they're pregnant?"

Vet- " If they're pregnant, they'll be lying in the shade the next day."

So Murray follows the advice and that night he struggles to put the sheep in the ute, drives out, porks them, and drives back later that night. The next day the sheep are just standing around. So the next night he does it all over again only he porks each one twice and drives back even more tired. Next day - nothing , they're just walking around. So he goes out again, porks them three times each and comes back in more worn out than ever. This goes on for the rest of the week and by Saturday Murray is too tired to get out of bed so he asks his wife to get up and look outside at the sheep.

Murray- " What are the sheep doing dear?"

Murray's Wife- " I don't know, one of them is jumping up and down in the back of the ute and the other is blowing the horn."


Revenge is sooo sweet.

YAWN!!!!!STRETCH !!! SCRATCH !!!!

If you get round to a new joke , or something intelligent - be a good chap and let me know , wontcha ?

Took you long enough to notice , eh wot ?

Don't worry Muzza,there's plenty more where that came from.

Is "Muzza" a slang version of Murray?

Sure is mate , want to borrow a glove - or are you tough enough to go it au naturale?????

Course the same elbow test applies to Australian wimmin...